We return with another hot geo-political topic: should Panama be the 51st state? Morton Kondracke, your thoughts?

Oh, wait, the cover, riiiight! Sorry, majored in government in college, and philosophy, too. Très useful, kids. That would be non-blonde bombshell Jane Russell, still looking the part 1964, draped in a thick white fox fringed wrap. Not only that, happily married after 21 years. Um, don't ask about year 25…

Bonus points for anyone who gets the Morton Kondracke joke.